28 thoughts on “Send birthday greetings.

    1. From YOU I was hoping for a cake, or at least a single stinkin’ macaron. But I guess I’ll take what I can get, even an online greeting. At least it was in all caps, so I know you’re sincere. Thanks, Sally!! 🙂


  1. Congratulations on being one year closer to dead.

    May you avoid all the fashionable plagues and sneaky moving vehicles for yet another revolution around the Sun.

    May I also live to remain ominous at this same time next year. Enjoy the time between!

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  2. What, you’re not dead yet? Or undead? I mean, lacking in a soul and all…

    Good on you for making one more full revolution around the sun. Knowing you, when you go, you’ll take the whole damned planet with you.

    Oh, and share some of that malt with Wifey. I have a feeling she needs it.

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    1. Haha! Having no soul actually leaves me immortal. Kinda like Twinkies, although with a slightly worse tasting cream filling (or so I have it on authority). Thanks, and…nope. That single malt is above her station. She’ll get Ripple again, and like it. I mean, it’s not like she has a discriminating palate. She married me, after all….

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      1. Lol. The genesis of “Dangerspouse” came about because when NewWifey(tm) (who is not new, but my first and only wifey) met me, I was deep into watching Dangermouse cartoon series. She used to sing the theme song to me, changing it to Danger spouse. And yes, I would have believed you were drinking. Again.

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  3. Happy birthday, one day late.
    You see, I didn’t know the date
    being the stranger that I am,
    It’s not that I don’t give a damn.
    It’s just that there’s so much to do
    besides feting the likes of you!
    Don’t get me wrong. You’re entertaining,
    clever in your wry explaining,
    And yet you aren’t a godly fellow,
    tactful, mannerly and mellow.
    And yet, although I tease and pan,
    I admit I like that in a man!!!
    So here’s a dozen hugs and kisses.
    Please, take it easy on the Missus?

    Happy Birthday, DangerSpouse!

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    1. HAHA! It was worth waiting the extra day for that magnificent opus. Well done! And incredibly accurate. Thanks for all of it, especially the hugs and kisses. Wait til I tell NewWifey(tm)!! 🙂


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