From my morning newscast today:
British Police Officer Suspended For Argument Over Breasts:
A policewoman in England is facing suspension for an argument with a colleague over their breasts. The police department in Manchester has suspended Assistant Chief Constable Rebekah Sutcliffe for what was described as a “loud disagreement” with a subordinate about their bust sizes. The two women were attending a Senior Women in Policing conference geared toward improving the image of female officers.
As the Emmeline and Christabel Pankhurst Memorial slowly crumbles to dust….
Dangerspouse 
Well, they are after all, northerners… and as we southerners know all too well, they are all peasants. And no, I have no idea why they consider us to all be snobs.
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It’s the accent, Professer Higgens.
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I don’t have a Cockney accent! I have a southeastern, middle-class, Kent accent blended with slight tones of California and an occasional dash of Texas.
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That explains a lot….
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The real boobies are the nitwits who would argue at work over who had the biggest boobs.
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So…me and my buddies should stop doing that?
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Probably.Though in your case it’s more comparable to comparing the size of your… cars.
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HA!! xoxoxox
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Just goes to probe that stupidity is not gender-specific.
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PROVE!
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I like probe better 🙂
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I thought y9ou would.
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We have come so far. Wow.
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I know, right? I mean, after all the struggle the Kardashians have gone through to prove that women are more than the sum of their butts. Shameful.
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Northerners. Urgh.
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Ha! That’s the SECOND knock on northerners. Who knew such a miniscule little island could even have a “north” and a “south”? (BTW, my paternal grandmum was born and raised in Lancaster. Go Dolly Blues! Show them toffy nosed southern Charlies how it’s done!) 🙂
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Is that your excuse for pairing London and Manchester? Which is pretty much like pairing Utah and Texas.
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Lol. Nah, I just know that most of my readers are typical Americans with a typical Americans’ grasp of world geography. They wouldn’t know the difference. And besides, London just sounds cooler. London calling! 🙂
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