From my morning newscast today:
British Police Officer Suspended For Argument Over Breasts:
A policewoman in England is facing suspension for an argument with a colleague over their breasts. The police department in Manchester has suspended Assistant Chief Constable Rebekah Sutcliffe for what was described as a “loud disagreement” with a subordinate about their bust sizes. The two women were attending a Senior Women in Policing conference geared toward improving the image of female officers.
It’s certainly improved MY image of them. “I’m busted? No, YOU’RE busted, ‘Officer 36-D’. Seriously, those are waaaay bigger than my wife’s! No really, they are. Awww, you’re welcome. Bye, kitten!”
I’d never get a speeding ticket again.
As the Emmeline and Christabel Pankhurst Memorial crumbles to dust….